The Possession of Joel DelaneySet in a world much like our own but with Perry King & spirits & shit, Warren Beatty's sister has heart palpitations at the sight of a single Puerto Rican. Nevermind that her younger brother has supposedly been possessed by the ghost of a voodoo serial killer, she sees one Puerto Rican on the street and can't run fast enough, yet leaves her children alone with a murderer. Suddenly, an epiphany: "Oh, fuck, them Puerto Ricans know all about that crazy voodoo shit and can save my bro; I need their help! LOLZ SORRY GUISE, I LOVE U NOW AND I EVEN HAZ MONIES TO SHARE!"
As awful as this offal is, and as obvious as it is that they wanted to cash-in on The Exorcist furor, the finale is so creeptastic that goosepimples are guaranteed. But the build-up sure is a hoot with Shirley's Puerto Rican Hysteria!!! taking center stage. They won't harm you, Shirley, I promise. And they have plantain chips.
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